Total Medals Earned: 515 (From 74 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,875 Points
Medals Earned: 13/13 (250/250 points)
Earn your first pawn
Promote to a knight
Promote to a bishop
Promote to a rook
Promote to a queen
Equip one of every (non-pawn) piece at the same time
Click to get a shirt
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/8 (125/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Level up everything to level 8
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Medals Earned: 11/16 (225/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat Phantom
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 3/5 (125/145 points)
Win on Baboon and keep destroying art like you mean it, you dirty rascal!
Of your taste in literature
Win on Maestro and save art.
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/405 points)
Spell 1 word in a single game
Spell 5 words in a single game
Reach a depth of 1,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 2,000 ft.
Spell 10 words in a single game
Spell 15 words in a single game
Spell 20 words in a single game
Spell 25 words in a single game
Complete a daily game
Complete 5 daily games
Complete 10 daily games
Complete 20 daily games
Reach a depth of 3,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 4,000 ft.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Score 5000 points.
There's a place for everyone here.
<3
No
Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (290/290 points)
Clear Level 1
Clear Level 2
Clear Level 3
Clear Level 4
Clear Level 5
Clear Level 6
Clear Level 7
Clear Level 8
Clear Level 9
Clear Level 10
Medals Earned: 7/7 (340/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 18/18 (660/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 4/4 (105/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!